Beano-Man! in Hello

Able to beat a burp to a twerp!
More powerful than gas from your ass!
It’s Beano-Man!

Beano-Man was a running gag between a friend and I. Said friend worked with a guy who brought up Beano in a conversation and he was forever monikered that. Every pic my friend had of BM my buddy was flipping him off. 🤔🤷‍♂️

I mention Beano cause good lawd with the air that’s come out of me tonight at both ends I’m surprised I haven’t imploded.

Yes, all this for a gross fart joke.

You’re welcome.

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Actually I’ve been lost in thought most of today.
Last year I went to jail on this day.
April 5th.

I’m not sure if I’m still the same person I was when I went in. I still get high on THC products. Still do dumb stuff occasionally (nothing illegal, just goofy and/or questionable*) and still try to take life with a grain of salt. That last part is so much easier now though.

A real close friend thinks I got off very light and they are 100% right. I don’t forget that. While getting off light I still think I’ve paid my penance. All I can do now is move forward and try to treat others with respect and go in as I have. If I come across someone I’ve wronged I’ll take the lessons I’ve learned through AA and try to make amends for my shitty behavior.

I’ve gotten that opportunity a few times. It was always scary but so liberating after. So…freeing

A clean conscious is worth more than all the gold on Earth.

To add on a sweet note, that same friend says I’ve have grown up a lot since last year. 😊

Aw shucks!

*Questionable? Okay, so I was sitting at a red light the other day…I have a bad habit of dancing in the car. Don’t care who sees me. The lady in the SUV next to me was cracking up laughing saying it was the best thing she had seen all day.

My response?
People don’t know how to have fun anymore!
Go fly a kite!
No, not an insult.
Go purchase then fly a kite on a windy day with some music that brings you peace.
It’s very relaxing.

Yeah I have no idea where I’m going with this…