Survey in Surveys

I don’t know who originally shared this survey but I got my copy from the wonderful fjäril!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
   Damn, you look old and fat… but that’s OK. ;)

2. How much cash do you have on you?
   Don’t know exactly but I reckon it’s about $50.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR”?
   Whore

4. Favorite planet?
   Saturn but I also like Jupiter.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
   Probably a spammer.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
   I don’t have one. I mean I have one of course but I don’t have a favorite.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
   Just an old sweatshirt.

8. Do you “label” yourself?
   I’m sure there are some labels that fit me just fine but some may be subject to change someday.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing?
   I’m barefoot, so that would be brand Jodi, size 5.5.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
    It’s night time but I have a fairly decent light overhead so I guess it’s mostly bright.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    She’s smart and she has a good sense of humor.

12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    The usual…reading, writing, coloring, playing with the rat…

13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
    Some scam about toll fees that need to be paid. eyeroll

14. Where is your nearest 7-11?
    I’m not sure of the exact location.

15. What’s a word that you say a lot?
    And.

16. Who told you he/she loved you last?
    My husband.

17. Last furry thing you touched?
    Tinkerbella the rat

18. How many drugs have you done in the last seven days?
    It’s been a few days since I’ve had any wine but I’ve had coffee, levothyroxine, clonazepam, and some OTC stuff.

19. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
    No film since the 90s.

20. Favorite age you have been so far?
    Somewhere between my mid-20s to late 30s.

21. Your worst enemy?
    Fear

22. What is your current desktop picture?
    A seaside village in Italy.

23. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    Goodnight.

24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
    I would definitely take the money.

25. The last song you listened to?
    Hideaway by Daya.

26. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
    Haven’t had CDs since the 90s and didn’t even know you could do this.

27. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
    About 8.5 years.

28. Ever been in a car wreck?
    Nope.

29. Were you popular in high school?
    I was in a private school but there I was neither popular nor unpopular.

30. Have you ever been on a blind date?
    I have and she was an ugly dog and not my type.

31. Are looks important?
    I don’t care what friends look like, but there has to be at least some degree of attraction with those I’m intimate with.

32. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?
    Yes! I have some going back to childhood.

33. By what age would you like to be married?
    Got married at 28.

34. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?
    Not at all.

35. Are you a good tipper?
    I try to be, although I hate doing it because I think greedy bosses should be the ones to pay their workers.

36. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?
    I don’t remember.

37. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
    A few, one male, most female.

38. Have you ever peed in public?
    Does a public bathroom count as peeing in public?

39. What song do you want played at your funeral?
    I really don’t care, lol.

40. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
    They knew I liked both women and men.

41. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
    Lobster with a caramel candy bar and coffee ice cream for dessert.

42. Beatles or Stones?
    Both, although I lean more toward the Beatles.

43. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
    Red wine.

44. Do you have any phobias?
    Driving, spiders, medication in general, dying, and losing my husband.

45. What are your plans for the future?
    Buying land in the desert.

46. Do you walk around the house naked?
    Not too often.

47. If you were an animal what would you be?
    A bird so I could fly.

48. Hair color you like on someone you’re dating?
    Dark brown or black.

49. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
    Deaf. The world is too noisy.

50. Do you have any special talents?
    Some might say I’m a good writer. I can also sing and I have unwanted psychic abilities if that counts.

51. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
    Kick my shoes off and drop my purse on the table.

52. Do you like horror or comedy?
    I lean toward horror but I would really prefer mysteries and suspense.

53. Are you missing anyone?
    Nane

54. If you weren’t straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
    I’m not straight. There have been a variety of women I’ve been attracted to.

55. Where do you want to live when you are old?
    First of all, I’m already getting old. Perhaps being less than a year away from 60 isn’t “old” but I’m getting there. Still, hoping to have land and maybe get a new place like one of those prefabricated homes.

56. Who is the person you can count on the most?
    My husband.

57. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
    Probably Kate Jackson.

58. What did you dream last night?
    I wrote about that in my regular journal entry.

59. What is your favorite sport to watch?
    Gymnastics.

60. Are you named after anyone?
    my grandfather, Joseph.

61. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
    Merlot. Pina coladas are pretty good, too.

62. Non alcoholic drink?
    Coffee and flavored water.

63. Have you ever been in love?
    Of course!

64. Do you sing in the shower?
    No.

65. Have you ever been arrested?
    Yes.

66. What is your favorite Holiday?
    New Year’s Eve. New year, new hopes.

67. Would you ever get plastic surgery?
    This was already done on me, on my ear as a child, and I wish to hell it never had been. Fortunately, these days, doctors are more into how people feel rather than appearance.

68. Have you ever caught a fish?
    No.

69. What is your favorite movie?
    Titanic.

70. Where do you want to go on vacation?
    I loved Maui, but I’d like to go someplace new, so maybe to some Asian country.