Accidentally mooned neighbors and fell in Life of a cat mom

Sometimes I am glad my porch isn’t well lit. I was carrying 40 pounds of cat food and groceries. I took a deep breath my pants fell I slip on a slick spot is my porch. Threw the cat food against the glass door threw my groceries on the floor trying to catch my pants. I might mooned my neighbor’s. I opened the door trying to pull my pants up fell into the door. The cats ran everywhere. Mom asked if I was ok and how many neighbors got mooned. I told her I hope nobody saw. Lucky me I haven’t fixed the light on the porch yet..maybe nobody saw? After mom got done giggling a little she help me put my groceries up.. God it’s been a day. Obviously I am not graceful.