j22 in poetry

Just a little snooze to whet the palate for the bigger sleep later. A nappertif, if you will.

Why call it your “pornography stash” when you can call it your “thirst aid kit”?

You could rip off two different classic video games at once with DONKEY PONG.

A Bento box full of poutine so it’s a Benteau box.

He’s a soft 7 but his mental peculiarities will bring you on many interesting adventures and he’ll treat you like a 10. It me.

Your Chicago-area punk band will be called “Thin Glizzy”.

At any given moment, about 40% of my mind is on how amazing individual people are and about 40% of my mind is on how terrible the human race is collectively. If you manage to get the other 20% of my focus, that’s a compliment toward you.

My Fair Lady except the line is “The geese in Greece are fiercely hard to please”.