to the tune of ELEANOR RIGBY in song parodies

Ah, look at that one tiny person! Ah, look at that one tiny person!

Danny Devito
Offers an egg in support, during these trying times
It isn’t a crime

Helming “Matilda”
Narrating, playing the dad and directing as well
Baller as hell

Oh, the tiny person, I don’t know how to feel
Oh, the tiny person, I thought that you weren’t real

Playing the Penguin
Eating raw fish even though he was given fake props
To the last drop

Starring in TAXI
Doing his thing with Chris Lloyd and with Andy and Hirsch
His name comes first

Oh, the tiny person, I don’t know how to feel
Oh, the tiny person, I thought that you weren’t real

Ah, look at that one tiny person! Ah, look at that one tiny person!

Danny Devito
Doing a film with Arnold, just like Junior or Twins
Everyone wins

Poops in a thimble
In a height contest against anyone, he would lose
Except for Tom Cruise

Oh, the tiny person, I don’t know how to feel
Oh, the tiny person, I thought that you weren’t real