nov 9 in poetry

In a world where student loans exist, how could we possibly be afraid of ghosts? We are all daily harassed by strangers from the other side of the world because of a decision we made at 17, what’s a ghost gonna do, sneeze on our avocado toast?

Is it the ghost of Julia Child saving an endangered restaurant in Manhattan or just a crazy lady who thinks she is? Find out in this heartwarming family film, MIREPOIX ON 34TH STREET!

On my dinner break at work, singing a parody of “Rico Suave” about Enrico Fermi. As one does.

Ironically, the study of the American Civil War requires your undivided attention.

You will sing funk songs about yogic practice under the stage name “Chakra Khan”

A parody of the Eagles “Desperado” about the Nickelodeon cartoon The Mysterious Cities of Gold called “El Dorado”.

Retired NASCAR drivers often have checkered pasts.

The month long Mork and Mindy fan-fiction writing challenge, however, is called “NaNuWriMo”.