to the tune of JOLENE in song parodies
- Nov. 3, 2014, 8:04 p.m.
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Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El
I’m begging you put Kal-El in the ship
Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El
Krypton’s gonna explode pretty quick
we all are doomed by Brainiac
or maybe by Zod’s maniacs
depending on which story you’ve heard tell
though your rocket experiment
is smaller than you clearly meant
a kid could be crammed in there, Jor-El
underneath a yellow sun
he’ll be immune to any gun
but Kryptonite will hurt for some reason, Jor-El
the Earth is full of dumbasses
who can’t see through some fake glasses
he’ll certainly be real safe there, Jor-El
Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El
I’m begging you put Kal-El in the ship
Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El
Krypton’s gonna blow up pretty quick
take after you, Jor-El, he might
and like to run around in tights
but with powers it will seem all right, Jor-El
we had to talk, you had to know
the planet core’s about to blow
I think that it’s his time to go, Jor-El
Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El
I’m begging you put Kal-El in the ship
Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El
Krypton’s gonna blow up pretty quick
Jor-El, Jor-El
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