oct 14 in poetry

If you don’t actually know her, please, give her the respect of calling her “Pajama Harvey”. Nicknames are for friends.

Still don’t know why they haven’t tried a “Sabrina The Middle-Aged Witch” reboot yet. Some nostalgia-desperate streamer would bite.

We’re at the solemn rite / we’re at the bacchanal / we’re at the combination solemn rite and bacchanal

My hope would be that on Halloween Let’s Make A Deal, no one wears costumes, but I suppose that might be too much cleverness to ask of a popular culture that provided us with a pointless Frasier reboot.

Why say “oral dam” when you can say “diving helmet”?

Philosophy department Halloween parties: Come for the conversation, stay for the Candide apples.

Please do not refer to your penis as a “hot goo gun”.

M. Night Shambala’s SIGNS except at the end Mel Gibson quips at the aliens “WATER YOU SO AFRAID OF?”