Not All Farts Are The Same! in Killing Myself Laughing!

Some slide out real smoothly with no sound at all. You have no idea where they land.
There are the ones that stomp their way out, at 100 mph, ripping off skin and tiny chunks of bone. The noise breaks the sound barrier.
You’re just glad to get rid of that bastard.
Then sometimes there are the little tiny ones.
They only say “squeak” so very quietly. It’s like they say “excuse me, may I step out?”.
Those are the ones you just want to pick up and hold in your hand. You want to hold them close and pet them.