Text I Once Sent in Hello

“I like to think I’m an open guy, okay with modern society. But when I go to compliment a gal on her dress and her voice comes out deeper than Barry White’s then something has gotta give! “

5:15 AM
Been laying here the last hour or so scrolling Reddit, listening to cartoons in the background (Looney Tunes “A Ham In A Role” for the curious) and munching on Lemonheads.

Slept too long today but it was nice.
Today is another day with crap to do.
Let’s see if I can sleep though it, too.

Saturday is Mom and Aunt’s 70th.
I’ll be chauffeur again so I’ll be listening to two crazy senior citizens talk over each other claiming they can’t hear the other. Ah, family.

I 💜 Lemonheads. Wish I could get some Orangeheads or Appleheads.

Okay, I need to pretend to attempt a few hours of sleep.