to the tune of STACY'S MOM in song parodies

Jason’s mom is gonna kill us all (X4)

Jason never was very good at school
most likely to drown out in the pool
she should have never let him go to camp
but she’s gonna cancel us all like a stamp

she’s gonna stab us, she’s gonna kick us in the teeth
gonna happen on Friday the Thirteen

Jason’s mom is gonna kill us all
she wants revenge and she’s waited for so long
Jason can’t you see that you won’t be killing me
I might last all film long but I’ll be killed by Jason’s mom

Jason’s mom is gonna kill us all (X2)

Jason’s body sunk to the floor of Crystal Lake
it was more than Mrs. Voorhees could take
some day he’ll be invincibly evil
but that’s not now, we’ll leave that for the sequels

and I know that you think it’s just an old movie
but since young Jason died, his mom’s been working on a scheme

Jason’s mom is gonna kill us all
she wants revenge and she’s waited for so long
Jason can’t you see that you won’t be killing me
I might last all film long
but I’ll be killed by Jason’s mom

Jason’s mom is gonna kill us all
she wants revenge and she’s waited for so long
Jason can’t you see that you won’t be killing me
I might last all film long but
I’ll be killed by Jason’s mom