parody of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town in song parodies

you better watch out
he’s going to cry
he’s going to shout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus has trouble regulating his emotions

he’s making a list
he’s checking it twice
he’s checking it three times
he’s checking it four times
Santa Claus has unregulated Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

he sees you when you’re sleeping
he knows when you’re awake
he knows if you’ve been bad or good
Santa has a lot of attachment issues
that can manifest as stalking behaviour

you better watch out
he’s going to cry
he’s going to shout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus’ immortality
has slowly eroded his sanity
like the ocean takes away the beach
leaving him an emotionally reactive shell
of his former jolly and glorious self
and it’s sad
it’s sad
it’s really sad