Sensational Sorts in Hello

I just inhaled almost half a pizza. Chicken Florentine from Marco’s, no red onions, half jalapenos for me. It has spinach, tomatoes, grilled chicken and feta crumbles.

I slept till almost noon today. It was so nice. Been a very busy weekend. Today, too.

So I got the old couch to the curb, washed all the blankets, put up the new rod and curtains. I still have to move the new couch to the empty spot but I’m pooped. Supposed to cook a dinner with a bunch of extra veggies and what not but screw it, pizza it is!

Mom wasn’t happy but I don’t give a damn. I’ve done the heavy lifting today, I get pizza. Lol

I love her but I would have been done with this HOURS ago if I did it by myself. She wants to cleanup behind me. Great! Fine! However her stomach is giving her issues so she’s been back and forth to the restroom.

Fuck it!
I DON’T CARE!
JUST GET OUT OF MY DAMN WAY!

It’s been a bit stressful to say the least.

Later…
10:24 PM

Old rug is in the trash.
Couch is in place.
I’m kicking back having a cigar.

Tomorrow I have to drive mom to have some blood drawn. Busy is the life of me. I don’t mind. Gives me meaning.

Later still…
2:03 AM

Just ate some homemade cream cheese and crab dip. Good snack as my tummy was rumbling.

I’m laying on the new couch watching Yogi Bear and eating Lemonheads. I now want a taxidermy bear with a high collar, green tie and a hat. Put it in the living room. Good conversation starter. Yogi is currently playing football for, who else, the Bears. I didn’t realize Jellystone was in Chicago.

My knees are worn out. They don’t hurt, just been up and down on a step ladder earlier. At least I got to play with my power drill earlier. I feel like a man. Why I heard that in Beavis’ voice in my head I’ll never know.

The ranger isn’t going to like this Yogi.

I returned the library books today and have started reading Boomsday by Christopher Buckley. Funny so far. Same author as Thank You For Smoking. I never read the book but the film is hilariously brilliant. Aaron Eckhart is amazing as tobacco lobbyist Nick Naylor.

I’m gonna try and sleep again…