I Am Sofa King Tired in Hello

I was in a dead sleep this morning when my phone rang shortly after 9:30. Sleepily I gave a muffled hello. It was the delivery guys. Meant to be up way earlier. This is the latest I’ve slept in in about a week. They got the couch in, mom tipped them $5 each and we went on with the day.

Did NOT want to cook this morning so had the Chinese buffet when they opened. I pigged out. Big time. Did not give a DAMN who saw me eat that food like it was the sloppiest sex ever haha. With mom in tow we hit up a garage sale and a Spirit Halloween store. They’ve got some neat merch but who can seriously afford that stuff?

On the way home we passed by University Pickers. It’s an old office building converted into an antique mall. Or so I thought. It’s part of a really old school (closed in ‘68) that became the superintendent’s office that then became offices which is now an antique mall. I was more enamored with the history so I did Google searches and talked to the clerks while she browsed. She had an amusing story of how the students of that school were combined with her’s and the principal had a “talk” with the new students. Apparently it was a rougher crowd so he wanted to nip that in the bud.

We came home after and chilled.

But OFC we had to go to the grocery store.

Made a late dinner and have been trying to relax. I still have dishes to do and more laundry. Plus toss out the old couch. Already stripped it down of the extra padding I put in. It’s nuts! Five blankets, two pillows and I found a Zippo I lost.

I’ll get to that tomorrow. My knees and ankles hurt too damn nuch right now. And I got a friggin’ mosquito bite on my left leg from two days ago that WILL NOT STOP ITCHING!

But at least my eye twitch is settling. 🤷‍♂️