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Ozempic Face in Current Events

  • May 17, 2024, 1:16 p.m.
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Cassie, at work, did not recognize me right me right away. She had to do a double take. She told me that she could see that I was losing weight and was concerned. I lost 10lbs. I told her to spread a rumor that I’m on ozempic. I’ll contour to get that ozempic face and complete the look. I’m a little concerned about that though. That I look sickly to somebody. Cassie is an absolute sweetheart, she meant no offense.

I told Leanne about it. She asked how I lost 10 lbs and I told her that my diet had been next to no carbs. Potatoes, rice, and fruit are the majority of my carbs, currently. She asked me how I felt because when she was doing keto for a year she felt amazing. My body really does feel great. It feels amazing. It feels correct. I can’t slip on the protein though. I like the way it looks in the mirror as well. I look a little shredded.

You lost weight! How’d you do it? What’s your diet?
Poverty.

I don’t love myself. I decided to pick up four hours tomorrow. It’s the only weekend my team is offered to work. It’s optional. It is double time and a half if you have worked 40 hours which I did. I could use the money. I want to empty my credit card by the end of the month.

Today was a decent day. My moods have been stable. I don’t have class until Tuesday so that is why I feel so light.

Karlo, the new hire, he’s very attractive but that’s just because he is young. My first thought when I met him was I better not become attracted to him! He looks like all the guys on OnlyFans that I can’t quit. He gives me bratty brother vibes. He keeps trying to get me to talk like a zoomer. Gen Z is something else. I just don’t have the extra chromosomes to keep up. He is going to be another big personality in the team. It is a clash of the Titans sometimes. I’m the one who takes all the air out of the room though. Jerry, Karlo, and I have that Scorpio rizz, type shit type shit. (Jerry has a Scorp sun, I have a Scorp moon and Karlo has a Scorp rising.) He brought up how handsome Jerry is. He wants to call him Jarebear but that’s my nickname for him. He thinks Jerry looks great for his age. I’m comfortable talking about another man’s beauty. Jerry really does have a handsome face. His chart is Virgo-heavy, just as I predicted. Earth signs have that bone structure.

Stephen keeps coming to me about his problems. It’s my fault, I keep giving him advice. Then I try to send him resources. I’m not complaining. It’s not that heavy. I like trying to inspire him. I’m not that involved. I don’t need to end up trying to save everybody like I used to. I don’t need help if I’m helping. I told him that he can’t fix his problems his way. He has to do it someone else’s way. Get help. Explore self-help books. I told him to check out Jordan Peterson, he is good at empowering men. There is a silent mental health crisis for men, I want to see him get empowered and take his life back. He has a lot of potential but he can’t see it because his pain makes him short-sighted.

Our supervisor bought us lunch. Yesterday she asked us to be prepared to share our favourite quote. I knew Karlo was going to have a good one. He is very into philosophy. You could do your best today but you choose tomorrow. I like it. Mine was You are not free from what you do because you are not free from what you want. That one went over my supervisor’s head because self-awareness is required. It felt good to say that quote out loud. That was an epiphany that I needed to have again.

I’m just drinking my coffee and contemplating if I am going to go to the gym or not. I do need to pick up HCL pills. I do have a bottle coming tomorrow but I need it yesterday. Especially since I am having a cheat meal today. It is all I can think about.

I like my mood right now. Why can’t it be like this all the time?

Anyway, I’m off to go do hot girl shit.


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