Parody of the Mountain Goats "Best Ever Death Metal Band out of Denton" in older archived parodies
- May 16, 2024, 1:19 p.m.
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the best ever hair metal band in San Dimas
were a couple of guys who’d been friends since grade school
one was named Bill and the other was Ted
and they practiced twice a week in the garage by the pool
the best ever hair metal band in San Dimas
eventually settled on a name
they were called Wyld Stallyns but the spelling got messed-up
with a “y” for Wild’s “i” and an a “y” for the “io” in Stallions!
Bill and Ted were told by some guy named Rufus
they were headed
for stage lights and world peace
and fortune and fame
so they got in a beaten-up time traveling phone-booth
and recruited for their history exam people from history with names
this was how Ted got out of military school
and ended up dating a princess
and this was why Bill
though he wasn’t very bright
ended up an enormous success
when you punish a person for dreaming his dream
you better hope the man cannot time travel
the best ever hair metal band in San Dimas
will go past to the past and unravel you… with
GEORGE CARLIN!
GEORGE CARLIN TONIGHT!
GEORGE CARLIN!
GEORGE
GEORGE
GEORGE!
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