Yes or no survey in 2020s

Two rules:
You must ONLY answer Yes or No, and
You may not explain unless someone asks.

Have you ever:

Taken a picture naked?
Yes.

Made money illegally?
No.

Had a one night stand?
Yes.

Been in a fist fight?
Yes.

Slept with your best friend?
Yes.

Had sex in a public place?
No.

Ditched work to have sex?
No.

Slept with a member of the same sex?
Yes.

Seen someone die?
No.

Run from the police?
No.

Woke up somewhere and not remembered how you got there?
No.

Worn your partners unmentionables?
No.

Fallen asleep at work?
No.

Used toys in the bedroom?
Yes.

Run a red light?
No.

Been fired?
Yes.

Been in a car accident?
No.

Pole danced or done a striptease?
Yes.

Loved someone you shouldn’t?
Yes.

Sang karaoke?
Yes.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes.

Laughed so hard you peed your pants?
No.

Caught someone having sex?
No.

Kissed a perfect stranger?
Yes.

Shaved your partner?
No.

Given your private parts a nickname?
No.

Ever gone in public without underwear?
Yes.

Had sex on a roof top?
No.

Played chicken?
No.

Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes.

Do you sleep naked?
Yes.

Blacked out from drinking?
No.

Felt like killing someone?
Yes.

Had sex more than 5 times in one day?
No.

Been with someone because they were in a band?
No.

Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day?
No.

Shot a gun?
No.

Gone outside naked?
Yes.

Have you ever flirted with a stranger at an event or bar?
Yes.

Have you ever worn your pajamas out in public?
No.