Waxy Pits. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
- Oct. 6, 2014, 4:49 p.m.
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So I got my armpits waxed.
Huh. Kind of anti-climatic when I phrase it like that.
It felt like a rugburn, at worse. And honestly, it hurt the most when she was rubbing in the wax. For all I’ve heard of waxing hurting, it just wasn’t a big deal. Shit man, I’ve got two tattoos. I’ll see how it grows out in the next day or two, and make a decision whether I want to get uberwaxed before the Halloween party. European Wax Center still has a deal where your first wax is free, so I had nothing to lose to just try it out.
Apparently male brazilians are illegal are New Jersey. I had to ask. What lunacy is this? Girls are expected to be hairless, and it’s illegal for guys to receive the same services? The girl at the desk said branches in Pennsylvania and New York do it. I’d be willing to make a trek to get my balls waxed every once in a great while.
To think it was about ten years ago next month that I stopped shaving my pits. I never did like the way it regrew, and I felt shaving my pits made me smell worse. No, seriously.
In other news, I dropped by a nearby Crunch Fitness. It’s coming up on 60 days before my “contract” with Gold’s Gym ends. It was the best choice at the time, but Crunch Fitness is closer, and half the price. And none of the corporate bullshit. I didn’t even look at the equipment, honestly. All that matters is that I can squat and deadlift. All facilities have a variety in terms of what they do and don’t have. One place might have a piece of equipment another doesn’t, but the lack of one piece is NOT a dealbreaker. I’m also excited as hell about complementary tanning.
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