That remote better still work! in Adventures in paradise

I just got home from the party and clubbing, and the house is still full of people, at 2:15am. SUCH a mess everywhere! My unopened packet of toilet paper has been ripped apart, they’ve gone through at least three rolls of shithouse paper, there’s cigarette butts in my bathroom sink, the kitchen bench has more booze bottles on it than a brewery, and there are young people everywhere.
Not to mention I just viewed my housemates Snapchats that he puts on his timeline, and there’s one of them squishing oil around in the frypan. Nothing unusual about that, except that out TV REMOTE IS IN THE FRYPAN!

So if THAT’S fucked, he’ll have some explaining to do.

I don’t really care too much. Yeah there’s a bit of a mess, but that’s bound to happen at a house party. I’m still a bit tipsy myself, I think. I had a couple of cocktails at dinner, only really some chips and a brownie to soak up the alcohol, and I had another drink at Spectrum, which is a daiquiri bar in the valley mall.

It was good to see everyone. We were seated at different parts of the table, so naturally it was hard to talk to everyone. Moe sat in the middle, as he was the birthday boy. I gave him my present as soon as I got there. It seemed I was the only one who’d brought an actual present along, although Rhys gave a card. That didn’t deter Moe, as he didn’t ask for presents anyway I don’t think. Besides, he was showing off his Samsung watch to everyone and taking photos from his wrist, which automatically upload to his phone and facebook and you can turn TV’s on and off with it and check your emails and a shitload of other stuff as well. Pretty crazy you don’t even have to check your phone anymore to do everything, when you can do it from your wrist!

(I think everyone’s left now - it’s gotten rather quiet out there).

Moe LOVED my pressies. I was SO happy haha. He probably liked the inexpensive gifts more than the one that cost the most haha. He took a photo of the Tony Abbott toilet paper and immediately uploaded it to Facebook. He loved the calendar. He was a bit confused by the game at first, but decided it was pretty cool.

Mitch was there, but Luke wasn’t with him. Rhys turned up a bit later. Sheldon was there and I gave him a hug hi, but we didn’t get to talk at the dinner table, and I didn’t get a goodbye hug, which I was a bit disappointed about, but oh well. Ben was there also, as well as some of Moe’s other friends, most of whom I’ve met at previous parties.

We ended up going clubbing. I hadn’t been to The Beat in what felt like forever! Even the carpet had all changed design, as far as I could tell. Chris and Jamie were out, as well as a few other guys I recognized from the scene but don’t really talk to, and vice versa. Chris danced with us for a while during the Britney megamix. He adores her music. He was wearing glasses. I’m not sure if as a fashion statement or not, but he looked pretty cute in them.

Moe, Steve, me and Rhys were the last ones standing, and when Moe and Steve went home, Rhys and I decided to check out Precious, as neither of us had been before. It was pretty cool. We ended up having a pretty cool conversation in the garden area there. I was amazed at how much it’s changed!

He was telling me about drama with his housemate and I was stunned to find out that he didn’t know Chris had a boyfriend, given what happened at his party a few weeks ago. There’s a lot I don’t understand about their relationship, or how it hold together even, but I filled Rhys in on what I knew and had heard.
He’s started dating this guy exclusively that he was telling me about. It sounds rather promising actually and quite cute, so I hope it works out well for him.

He was nice enough to drop me off at home, where I had a brief conversation with some people laying on our small front verandah. When I said my name, they were excited to have met me, so hopefully that means Nick said nice things haha.

It was shortly after that, that I realized how big this party actually was haha. I briefly said hi to a few people and then went to my room to take off my smelly clothes, since I’d ended up chatting to Rhys in the damn smokers area for so long.

I can hear Nick clearing up the mess right now. He might be at it for a while. Hope that remote still works!

Some random piccies I took later in the night

Moe pretending to be plastered.

Better.

At Spectrum.

And, of course, my yummy walnut brownie :)