25nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I did’nt get a present…
HARUMPH..YOU CAN’T SEE IT RIGHT NOW, DEAR READERS, BUT I AM MAKING A VERY ANGRY FACE.
Nigga, don’t even trip..I mean..yeah it kind of sucks, but..c’mon, they were there fpr George’s wedding an shit.
Apparently, getting around in Hawaii really sucks donkey dong. Something about shitty bus service and every trip taking an hour to and from. Brother said all the giftshops near where they stayed (Turtle Bay), had nothing but overpriced shitty..shit like..touristy shit.
..I DID get some Rally’s on the way home though and got to see grandma..so..theres that.
Another bit of wonderful news is that my grandmother is having occasional bouts of depression where she breaks down into tears and says “I miss him.” Wether she means her most recent husband or my grandfather, I’m not sure.
Ain’t a fuckin goddamn day goes by where I don’t miss my grampa
Mom said the in-laws are in love with my brother..well thats great. If I should ever meet them, they’ll come to know me as the weirder one whos funnier but never smiles.
…I blame my inability to tan. Ugh, I hate my fucked up recessive genes.
I was really proud of myself last night, dunno why, all I did was end up making the last bus, but there I was: “Hahaha..you’re so smart, no walking home for THIS guy, amirite?.”
Probably happy with myself then because I was high.
Does your house make any weird noises, man? I never understand that shit, “oh it’s just the house settling.”
My house be like “WHO STOLE MY GOLDEN ARM.”
My paycheck card is going to expire in October. That means I have to activate another one by calling Sanjit or Rajeev, boy oh boy won’t that be fun.
Also, they said the water in Hawaii tasted gross. Summer is losing it’s edge here in the valley. It’s still hot during the day but come late afternoon, the breeze picks up.
I guess thats it for now, I mean unless you want to hear about the first couple of times I uh ‘discovered’ myself. For some raisin-..scuse me, reason, that was in my head the other day. Probably because since losing my pornbox, er laptop, I find myself engaging in that favorite pastime not as often as I usually would.
I tell ya, I got off in the shower yesterday and there I was, shootin my wad, and I could barely feel the pleasure, man. I probably got way too used to visual aides..strange though, my imagination always served me well in the past.
Alright fine I’m leaving, gee wizz…