Have You Seen My Testicles? in Hello

They froze off.

I’ve got the drafty spots in the doors plugged with sheets and dish towels. It’s 11:10 AM and 25F out. Smokey in my lap, space heater on and I’m fully dressed. Normally I’d just be in my boxers and t shirt.

I’m not leaving the house except to walk around if we get more snow accumulation.

Today is 80 days sober. I made a Reddit post about it and well, I got to thinking. If I was still drinking this would be the time I’d load up on a few days worth of liquor and stay faded the whole time.

Wake up, eat, skip shower, drink, pass out.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Not this time.

Not like I really have anything to do but I want to do it with a clear head.