6:50 mp in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I almost did that thing again. That thing where I type the entry in the title spot.
Whats up with that? Seinfeld dbl bass outro
Man, it’s hard to believe -..or atleast to me it’s a strange thought; remembering that Seinfeld’s been off the air for damn near 20 years. It went off in 96, right?
I think it’s funny how myself and other folks my age did’nt get into it until it’d been off the air for about 10 years. All of a sudden I was like LOL ELAINE CAN’T DANCE! OH THAT COSTANZA..WILL THINGS EVVER WORK OUT FOR HIM?
I remember one time in junior year, our class was in the library and we were supposed to be studying veeyitnam or some shit, and instead we took up the central lounging area and proceeded to have an indepth discussion on the primetime television show line up’s.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO ENJOYED ‘EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND’?
I liked Frasier too because it was like ‘hahah I’m seeing Kelsey Grammer but I’m hearing Sideshow Bob.’ I got my new phone today. I might not save this entry right now, today, so I figured I’d just throw that in. It’s pretty neato frito bandito, I mean I can watch porn on it..so..thats a big plus, right? Right.
I dunno whats up with us, man..(49ers), back to back losses.
OH yeah..mom & brother are in Hawaii right now for sisters wedding. Told them to use their best judgement when picking out a t-shirt to bring me back. Maybe it’ll be something cool like ‘I WAS COLLARED BY DOG, DAWG’..you know, because..I guess that dude is famous there or some shit.
…Did’nt get a birthday present from my sister either but I did’nt say anything about it to either of them. I figure it’s just me feeling spoiled by my last care package courtesy of my nigga Autmn. Do cigarettes vary in taste by state? The marlboro’s he sent from Kentucky did’nt taste as full/harsh as a pack here. Free is free though and I was genuinely overjoyed to recieve 2 free packs.
You ever get that feeling where it’s like you know you need more friends instead of acquaintances? Whats that like? I figure it might come off as selfish but fuck me running, I just can’t slog through another call with Jarrod, shit is just depressing. Meh, I’m probably just too old and cynical to try and make friends anymore anyway.
…WELP’, I’m gonna go make a sandwhich and masturbate, and probably..have something else to eat after that. Mom said I have a tapeworm jokingly. I asked a friend-..an acquaintance of mine, rather..someone who goes to college, and studies the..you know, part about the body and such. I axked them, I was like ay dawg, I can order the whole menu at mickey d’s and not get fat..I got a tapeworm? An they were like nah mah nig, you just eat too much processed foods. I was talking about this to someone else last night-, another acquaintance mind you!
She said having tapeworm(s) gives you a distended belly. I was like ..oh my word..
OH MY GOD…THOSE STARVING ETHERNOPIANS…TH-THEY WERENT SECRETLY FAT AT ALL..THOSE POTBELLYS WERE THE RESULT OF TAPEWORMS! Then I felt really bad for posting that it was an illerminatty conspiracy on my facebook. “Help feed millions? Bitch pls, looks like they ATE millions.” #notbuyingit
Hahahah…

..you know I’m being sarcastic right?