Mr. Ensor's take on Mr. Lipton's survey in Not-So-Hum-Dingers

What is your favorite word? kumquat, because it’s fun to say and it sounds dirty but it isn’t

What is your least favorite word? the ‘n-word,’ I can’t even type it out it bugs me so much

What turns you on? my wife-o-nator, and having a good day

What turns you off? making mistakes shrugs**

What noise or sound do you love? the first thing that came to my mind is Ashley’s laughter

What noise or sound do you hate? the sound of a skateboard moving on pavement

What is your favorite curse word? hmm…I like “bitch,” and “fuck” is reliably versatile, but honestly, I don’t cure too often

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I look forward to a day where I get to do more cooking for a living, but I’m rather content with my role as dishwasher because I’m the only one who cares about the cleanliness and order of the kitchen

What profession would you not like to do? I don’t think I would like running a business, I’m a much better employee

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? ”How was your ride?” shrugs**