Meet the Fachs. in Sims 4 Screenshots.

Say hello to the Fachs. Mama Fachs, Dominating Dan Fachs, and Goldie Fachs. They’re loosely based on Elissa’s family, and holy hell they already act like themselves.

This is pretty much what Dan The Dom looks like in real life, anyway.

Left to his own free will, Dan the Dom mocks his mother.

When in doubt, work out.

The entire reason I bought this game.

Goldie Fachs looking miserable as usual first thing in the morning. Hrm. I need to change her socks, real-life blondie doesn’t wear socks like that.

Nobody saw anything. : )

I haven’t even made SimTim yet. The new create a sim is much more difficult to use, as there’s no sliders. But. I’ll adapt. When I read people flipping out ‘OH, IT DOESN’T HAVE THE PREVIOUS THING LIKE THE PREVIOUS GAME, IT’S NOT REALISTIC.’ Dude, do you realize THE SIMS WAS NEVER FUCKING REALISTIC. GET OVER YOURSELF. Eating once a day? Making a life-long friend and marrying someone in a single day? MAKING AND SELLING GNOMES IN A 16 HOUR MARATHON TO PAY YOUR BILLS?

Whatever man. I play the game to flex my imagination.

Last updated September 07, 2014