parody of Listen To The Music in song parodies

can’t you feel it growin’… in your nose
maybe it’s a symptom of the flu
feelin’ crappy, feelin’ bad
oh, we got to let the mucus flow

what the people need
is a good expectorant
simple Dayquil won’t do, oh no, not now
wanna take a deep breath
it won’t go through
oh, you wanna breathe but you just can’t
oh, oh, listen to the mucus
oh, oh, listen to the mucus
oh, oh, listen to the mucus
all the slime

well I thought I knew you better
I did not expect
you to not use the klennex
things got sloppy
and you drooled
oh, you drooled all over your face

and your lungs are filled with goo
and the goo is yellow-green
just take those lungs and let it go
suck it in, hock a loog
oh, baby, let the mucus flow

oh, oh, listen to the mucus
oh, oh, listen to the mucus
oh, oh, listen to the mucus
all the slime

you’ve got problems with congestion
don’t chalk it up to allergies
it’s a statement not a question
your head making gurgling sounds
…why not let loose with a sneeze?

oh, oh, listen to the mucus
oh, oh, listen to the mucus
oh, oh, listen to the mucus
all the slime