Dungeons and Doorknobs. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

  • Aug. 28, 2014, 1:08 p.m.
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My front doorknob jammed in the locked position the other day. As in, it was locked shut and I couldn’t enter or leave through the front door. Boy am I glad I have a fire escape. I tried disassembling it and seeing if I could manually unlock it. I could not. I put it back together and contacted maintenance. He ended up crowbarring the fucker, then disassembling it. That must be an interesting job, just dealing with completely weird shit every single day.

I didn’t go to bed until 6 AM last night. I feel oddly sedate. Hey, I spent all night reading a dungeons and dragons manual and deciding how I wanted to build my character. I wanted to actually be Ready this campaign. I wish the spells were organized by class, not just in alphabetical order. But no matter. The paladin I rolled last time couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. So. Decided to roll a warlock. Took a bit to find all the spells available through level two. Classic glass cannon, I want to nuke things from across the room. As well, I buffed his persuasion and intimidation skills. Oh, and decided his name will be Vodka. Because too much Vodka will kill you.

I’ll hit the gym later, after I eat. I feel like playing Final Fantasy X.


Fawkes Gal August 28, 2014

Your title makes me think of Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

Timmy™ Fawkes Gal ⋅ August 28, 2014

I love that movie!

Fawkes Gal Timmy™ ⋅ August 28, 2014

It's one of my favorite kid films! You can't beat animated suits of armor taking out nazis! Although when I was a kid, I more enjoyed the bit when they were underwater and when they played soccer with the cartoons. Good times.

HarleyBabe August 28, 2014

I remember seeing that movie when I was a kid when it first came out. We saw it at the drive in. Love it!

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