Dungeons and Doorknobs. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

My front doorknob jammed in the locked position the other day. As in, it was locked shut and I couldn’t enter or leave through the front door. Boy am I glad I have a fire escape. I tried disassembling it and seeing if I could manually unlock it. I could not. I put it back together and contacted maintenance. He ended up crowbarring the fucker, then disassembling it. That must be an interesting job, just dealing with completely weird shit every single day.

I didn’t go to bed until 6 AM last night. I feel oddly sedate. Hey, I spent all night reading a dungeons and dragons manual and deciding how I wanted to build my character. I wanted to actually be Ready this campaign. I wish the spells were organized by class, not just in alphabetical order. But no matter. The paladin I rolled last time couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. So. Decided to roll a warlock. Took a bit to find all the spells available through level two. Classic glass cannon, I want to nuke things from across the room. As well, I buffed his persuasion and intimidation skills. Oh, and decided his name will be Vodka. Because too much Vodka will kill you.

I’ll hit the gym later, after I eat. I feel like playing Final Fantasy X.