How to Restore Abortion Rights. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

I was thinking about horeshoe theory. And trolling. How, when faced with an opposition’s stance that is so ridiculous, you can’t help but troll them with something equally ridiculous.

Vegan says MEAT IS MURDER, I say DELICIOUS MURDER.

Birthers say ABORTION IS MURDER. I say SOME KIDS SHOULD DIE.

I don’t remember my train of thought exactly. I was thinking about how it’s funny-not-funny how politicians will be so against abortion, but will then quietly arrange abortions for their Mistress or daughter.

How the Black Panther Party was deemed a terrorist organization. Because they were black. How they tried to disarm blacks in the 70’s by claiming “urban violence”. But when it’s a white guy armed to the teeth, it’s a “good guy with a gun”.

How there was a War on Drugs, until white suburban moms started smoking. Then it became Useful for Medicinal Purposes.

How the AIDS epidemic was blamed on TEH GAYS. Because homophobia was classy at the time.

The others. The GOP loves blaming The Others.

Solution:

A muslim rape organization that targets white women.

A white guy in ohio raping a 10 year old didn’t budge the GOP at all. But. A white girl in Alabama. A white girl in upstate NY. A white girl in Texax. A white girl in Florida. Wouldn’t take more than a dozen, or even a half dozen.

Islamophobia is classic Republican ideology. We need to protect the white women! Protect the white women! The hardliners would proclaim we needed to be protected against SNBs (sand nigger babies). That we need to prevent the spread of the SNI (sand nigger infection). Think for two seconds who would benefit from this.

The NRA.

With their backing, congress would propose a P&P strategy. At the age of 14, all girls should receive a pistol and a pill. A PP plan to protect against pps. More rural white families would demand easy access to abortion facilities. Clinging to their guns out of fear of muslims.

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You know it would work.