My very drunk husband in Just Life

I woke up this morning to my husband successfully dancing to jig to Lindsey Stirling Roundtable Rival my ringtone. He told me never forget not only do I have great boobs but let no one forget I have a great butt too. He told me he is proud I keep working even though I have depression. He told me I am beautiful he help me collect my uniform from the dryer. While I got dressed he danced with Cinder our Siamese cat around the bedroom to Lindsey Stirling. He told me he loved me several times. It took me a moment to realize he obviously got in the tequila he bought last night. He told me he cooked me breakfast and handed me 2 cans of International Delight Oreo flavored coffee. I thanked him. He kissed me on the cheek told me he was going to go vomit now… No never mind he’s going to bed. I laughed at him and told him goodnight as he locked me out of the house. Thank God I had my car keys. I drove to work laughing.. at least one of us is having fun.