The pump-up email from my law school before the bar exam in My life

All of this from a single paragraph:

“Every decision you’ve made up to this point in your life has led you to this exam.” Now you’re making me question myself and every single one of my life choices… AGAIN!!!

“Take a moment to reflect on how far you’ve come and what a privilege it is to be blessed with the intellectual capacity, focus, and determination that makes lawyering a good match to your strengths.” Upon reflection, lawyering is not a good match to my strengths.

“Think of this licensing exam as a culmination and celebration of your investment in yourself and law school these last three years.” An investment? Then I have wasted all my resources.

“You are about to be a licensed attorney.” Maybe. Maybe not. In either case, shudder