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- July 6, 2023, 12:27 p.m.
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When cleaning out my drawer under the sink I found an old bottle of cologne. So everytime I shave now I dab some behind my ears. I like smelling fancy.
I’ve been waiting the last TWO hours for mom to get ready so we can run errands. I’ve showered, shaved, moisturized and dressed (and cologned.) She’s still in her bathrobe balancing her checkbook. I wouldn’t get so bent out of shape about this but her vision has gotten so poor she can barely drive so I am her chauffeur wether I like it or not. She’s got a consult for laser eye surgery coming up and she’s terrified. Coworkers and family have reassured her it’s easy peasy lemon squeezy (I can’t believe I just wrote that) but…she is who she is. Guess it boils down to in the time it takes her to get ready I’ve been ready for a while and I’m bored waiting.
I get she’s almost 69 and can’t really get around much anymore, but time management is definitely not her strong point anymore.
Hm, I do have time to raid the fridge, I’m kinda hungry.
And now, music!
On a side note, since we’re going to be going all over creation today I’d really like to get stoned beforehand.
Last updated July 06, 2023
Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ July 06, 2023 (edited July 06, 2023)
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What cologne?
I had this meme once with 3 girls laughing. It said "and then I told him I'd be 5 minutes."
I'm an asshole about it. You waste my time I'm going to say something.
J.E. Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ July 06, 2023
Aramis cologne.
I'm the same way. I hate waiting especially that long.
Sleepy-Eyed John J.E. ⋅ July 06, 2023
Never heard of it. I wear Acqua Di Gio. My best friend said it's her favorite and sent me a bottle.
J.E. Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ July 06, 2023
https://www.parfumsraffy.com/content/aramis-cologne-men
Sleepy-Eyed John J.E. ⋅ July 06, 2023
I have only got one compliment in years. You?
J.E. Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ July 06, 2023
Same lol.
Sleepy-Eyed John J.E. ⋅ July 06, 2023
I want some women to smell me dammit!