Hey There, Fancy Pants! in Hello

When cleaning out my drawer under the sink I found an old bottle of cologne. So everytime I shave now I dab some behind my ears. I like smelling fancy.

I’ve been waiting the last TWO hours for mom to get ready so we can run errands. I’ve showered, shaved, moisturized and dressed (and cologned.) She’s still in her bathrobe balancing her checkbook. I wouldn’t get so bent out of shape about this but her vision has gotten so poor she can barely drive so I am her chauffeur wether I like it or not. She’s got a consult for laser eye surgery coming up and she’s terrified. Coworkers and family have reassured her it’s easy peasy lemon squeezy (I can’t believe I just wrote that) but…she is who she is. Guess it boils down to in the time it takes her to get ready I’ve been ready for a while and I’m bored waiting.

I get she’s almost 69 and can’t really get around much anymore, but time management is definitely not her strong point anymore.

Hm, I do have time to raid the fridge, I’m kinda hungry.

And now, music!

On a side note, since we’re going to be going all over creation today I’d really like to get stoned beforehand.

Last updated July 06, 2023