Stripper (pics) in Adventures in paradise

Dinner last night was delicious. Vish sure knows how to make a yummy pizza, and completely vegetarian too. Not that I am one, but he is and man it was nice.

Apparently I was 'late', as I received a phone call around 6:30pm asking where I was. I was getting ready at the time and about to head over. Vish had told Carly to arrive at 6pm, but he had told ME to arrive at 7pm. So as soon as he opened his front door apartment for me, I shoved my phone in his face showing him the screenshot proving the time he had told me. He just laughed. It was pretty funny, because he does things like this ALL the time! His boyfriend didn't even know we were having dinner until I told him we were haha.

What I didn't know is that they wanted to go to Sporties. Ergh. I was hardly dressed to go to a pub, but let's face it, it was only Sporties so I didn't really care. So we had dinner and then walked down to the pub. There were a couple of people there, but it was clear we were the only people under 50 years of age in the place.

It also happened to be Mailbox night. I've been to a few Mailbox-nights in the past - one at The Wickham here in Brisbane and another at Stonewall in Sydney. They can be pretty fun. Basically if you don't know, you put a sticker with a number on it and wear it all night, and people write notes to people wearing that number, which gets put in a box. Later on, a drag queen gives out the numbers to people and people who have notes get to see who's interested in them. Now, at The Wickham and Stonewall, this was fun. I was not looking forward to this at Sporties. I've always disliked Sporties, it's not my crowd at all, and really, I just find it tacky. However, because I live so close to it, I find myself there only ever when a friend wants to go there (for whatever reason lol).

Luckily I didn't get any messages haha. I didn't even realise I was wearing a number until I realised a drag queen had stuck one on my shirt when she gave me a hug. Carly had about six different numbers haha, as it was her birthday celebration as well, so we kind of collected them.

She loved her birthday present from me back at the apartment by the way :)

I'm so glad she did. She stuck it in her bag and brought it to the pub with us haha.

I must've taken around twenty damn photos of Carly and Vish before they were finally happy with one.

There just so happened to be a stripper at the club that night. We saw him walk in past us with a bag full of stuff. The drag queen did a rather mediocre lip-sync of a Whitney track, and then the stripper went on stage.

Whilst Carly was outside, Vish organised with the drag queen if Carly could get a lapdance from the stripper. She was more than happy to oblige the request and just told him to get her to go up the front when he was performing. When she came back inside and sat with us, she was saying that if we were good friends, we'd get her to get a lapdance from the stripper. LOL. So we were like, 'Well... about that.' She was SO excited!

So when the drag queen finished performing, she called out that there was a birthday girl and got her to sit up the front.

The stripper wasn't my type at ALL, but hey it was all a bit of entertainment. He certainly was built. He started off in a fireman outfit and did his thing. Man, maybe I'm getting old and cynical. The whole thing to me was just like a 'Seen this before' and 'meh' but Carly was so excited, so I was happy.

Vish video'd it on his phone, but not sure if it'll show here because of privacy settings.

I nearly had a heart-attack when the stripper made his way through the crowd and stuck his bare ass in my face! For a split second, I kind of just sat there as though nothing was happening LOL. I then thought, 'This is stupid, I can't just ignore this!' so I went along with it and kneaded his arse for a bit. AHHHH why couldn't he be a hot twink or jock instead?? Ah well, a bit of fun haha. Vish video'd a few seconds of that as well, but as it's from his account, once again I don't think it'll show unless you're on my facebook friends list.

After the stripper was finished, so were we. Carly stayed there as she was having good time. I was very much over it. I managed to take a few snaps during her lapdance which I just zoomed in on and screenshot-ed and then added to an app. It turned out okay I guess, although it was pretty smokey on stage I think.