2st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

My birthday is in 13 days. I'm drawing such a blank on that. Sorry I haven't answered any notes. You know what I want for my birthday, send me a pack of cigarettes from a brand specific to where you live. Menthols would be accepted but not recommended, and if you send me lights, I'll send em' right back.

I'm kidding, I can't ask anyone here for shit-, but like..if you WANT to, and I'm not saying you have to, but if you want to, that'd be cool. I'm going now, off to be stupid somewhere else.