the truth of the matter in poetry

God is dead
yes God is dead
I know this
because I KILLED HIM MYSELF!
I know that God is dead
because I killed Him
and made it look like an accident
made it look like he just slipped
in a drunken stupor
over the rail of his fancy-ass yacht

God is dead I killed Him!
I took an insurance policy
out on Him with Lloyd's of London
and I pushed him off His boat
and I tried to collect
but they said that his death
was the literal definition
of an act of God
so they wouldn't give me a dime
but God is fucking dead
and I fucking killed Him!

God is dead
and the statute of limitations
expired when He did
all God's laws expired
when He did so there's nothing you can do to me now because all bets are off now
God is dead and you all have me to thank for that