Astrononsense in Current Events

Colour me triggered. I learned about the sidereal birth charts and so I checked mine out and it gives me an atrocious birth chart. Sagittarius Sun? Disgust. I don’t have the toxic optimism and wanderlust. Sagittarius Venus? Ok, I’m crazy attracted to a tiny waist and nice booty but who isn’t? Sagitarrius Mercury? Everything is a downgrade from my Mercury Capricorn. I’m basically mentally disabled without it as far as I’m concerned. Libra Mars? Libra anything!? No ma’am! I don’t have their disease to please. At least I still have a Taurus rising and a Scorpio moon. Taurus and Scorpio are my favourites. Taurus women I should say, they’re my #1. I have a bias of course. As we all should.

It’s not about being ruled by the stars, it’s about adapting to the conditions of that sign. I was born twelve days after Christmas. The soltice. The longest and coldest nights. Capricorn is forced to be resourceful. Has to be practical and precise. Strives for security and stability. Deals with all themes dark. I don’t like the reputation of Capricorns just being obsessed with their career and money. Being the best gets one more job security. Money is just a bartering tool. Capricorn is also known for being emotionally unavailable and judgemental with high standards. They forget that Capricorn is ruled by Saturn who creates balance by restricting the other planets. Capricorn has strong boundaries because codependent people are parasitic. Nothing is good enough for a Capricorn because Capricorn isn’t good enough for Capricorn. Standards are a good thing.

Whatever. I feel like Lizzo when someone read her sidereal chart to her and called her an Aires and she was disgusted. Can’t blame her, gross. The unstable, unorganized, me-monsters. She loves being a Taurus.

Margot Robbie doesn’t resonate with her birth chart at all. She’s a Cancer but isn’t a homebody nor emotionally incontinent. She is a Gemini in her sidereal chart. They don’t dwell, they get over things almost immediately. They get bored very easily. I look at Kristen Stewarts’ birth chart and she does not give off any of that energy for a second. Gemini rising, Aires sun, and Libra moon. She even has Taurus in her chart. She should be the loudest, most talkative, person, you’d ever meet. Somebody that would take all the air out of the room. With her sidereal chart, she is a Taurus rising with a Pisces sun and Virgo moon. There’s that restless sensitive simp energy. Her Mars is in Capricorn, which would explain the lack of enthusiasm.

I’ll explore this tropical vs sidereal charts some more. Eventually.