Vitamin D! in A small but passable life.

  • Dec. 25, 2022, 5:10 p.m.
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It finally happened today. Noon to three. Three hours at the pool. Then a shave and hot shower. We should have three more days in the mid-seventies until the clouds and cooler days move back in.

I found an interesting nugget on the interwebs. Apparently, women are finding it hard to get around the statistics. The statistics being that in the US if you’re looking for an unmarried man, over 5’ 9” tall, not obese, and making at least 100k a year, that is only 5.6% of all men out there. Good luck ladies!

If Jesus came back, carried by his mother for three months, on foot, to the US southern border, and doesn’t have the proper “papers” well, dude, you’re fucked.

Unbelievably stupid shit: The commander of the Texas National Guard, on the news “We’ve got 40 Humvees and 600 troops and razor wire. Our mission is to stop the immigrants on this line.” Meanwhile everyone is just going elsewhere to walk across. You can watch them do it right there behind the moron.

Here’s some ominous terrifying shit. On youtube you can watch the Ukrainians dropping grenades and bomblets from little drones on Russian troops hanging out in their foxholes. One video showed a cluster of multiple foxholes surrounded by Russian bodies and body parts obviously blown out of said foxholes, and there’s a guy, looks like the only one left alive, sitting there in the corner of a foxhole smoking a cigarette. Probably thinking “Welp, I’m fucked.” Imagine eating your gruel and a grenade falls out of the sky and lands on your plate.

I received the official letter from the SSA informing me about the 8.7% increase in benefits starting in January. I’ve never had a job that gave a raise that big. I remember all those stupid little 5 and 10 per hour raises from bosses, thinking they’re . . . well, whatever.

So yeah, Merry Christmas to everybody who needs that said to them.


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