Hassen Skrik Itami Cichol in Book One: The Not So Daily Briefs 2014

These last two weeks, I've been averaging 16 hours a day studying for the bar and roughly 2 hours of sleep... per night, of course. I've had no opportunity to read any of you- for that I do feel regret. However, I also feel that I should have been studying this intense and extensive material more... I would not be surprised in any way if I were to fail the bar exam (which I shall take in less than 10 days). I simply wanted to state- I am still alive. I am still, for want of a more flowery and complimentary phrase, near celibate.... August 4th will mark 1000 days...... I've contacted a number of marriage counselors but... it is unfair to expect anything before the bar exam... shit, between the Bar, not being able to find work, and insomnia.... I just thought it would be wise to declare in some small way- I am still alive. I'm not, what I would call "living".... but I am still alive.

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