DC #3 in Confessionals

I would not make a good biker babe.

Truth is just about every time I see a biker dude (a real one, not one of those wannabes), I actually shudder. I think it is because I know what they are like. My uncle is a biker dude (retired now but...) and as much as I love him I just would not want to be with a man like that.

They are vulgar (not that that is a total deal breaker, but it kind of is) and they just seem dirty and always smell of alcohol.

Another reason, I hate the outdoors and they are always on their bikes in leather and in the heat and no thank you. Also, I don't drink. At all, so that would proclude me from drunk goggles.

It's just not the life for me.