Metronome JOI. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

Let’s get some terminology out of the way. A metronome is typically an audible ticking sound.

As for JOI, well. I had only heard this spoken in a video in recent weeks. Until then, I guess I thought in my head “Jay Oh Ahyee”. Turns out, it is pronounced something a bit more obvious:

Joy.

DUH, SELF.

It fits, as it does bring a lot of joy. What is JOI? It stands for “Jerk Off Instructions”. Crude, but accurate. Majority of videos involve a feminine voice, or simply screen instructions, of the pace of your stroking. Go faster, go slower. Stop. Switch hands. Play with your balls. Don’t touch the head. Only touch the head. Only stroke underside. Only two fingers. So on and so forth.

I only discovered this a month or two ago. Until then, I’d not gone on pornhub, due to how ubiquitous it is. JOI can bleed into SPH and other kinks, but doesn’t need to. Some are specifically labeled “no humiliation”. SPH stands for “small penis humiliation”, a kink I’m into but try to avoid.

Sometimes there’s no metronome involved. Just a feminine voice guiding your pace. Maybe with a giggle or two. With visual instructions alongside her voice.

But the really good ones are just a metronome, maybe a voice, and softcore* imagery. One beat means one stroke. I translate it to a beat meaning one stroke up or one stroke down.

“How can that possibly be arousing?”

When you’re aroused, you naturally want to do what will give you the most pleasure. If you’re held at a slow pace, it is FRUSTRATING AS HELL, and hot as hell to control yourself and stay at that slow pace. And, if it is a faster pace, I “cheat” by barely gripping, sometimes just barely sliding alongside the underside of the shaft. I can not emphasize a quality water-based lubricant enough.

While some of these videos are meant for “endurance training”, I don’t really take that too seriously. I much prefer to just let go when I feel like letting go.

What matters is that every orgasm is AMAZING.

*I don’t like hardcore porn. I don’t like seeing PIV (penis in vagina) or blowjobs. For the most part, the guys are mean. I’m not aroused at all by seeing guys being mean to girls. Hardcore is… boring. Gay porn, I can get into that. But a girl gagging on a cock, that does nothing for me.

But a slow pan of a navel? A hand under her panties while she diddles herself? THAT is hot. Maybe it feels more personal, I don’t know. Ditto if it’s a video of a fully clothed chick verbally giving instructions. I immediately feel “yes, ma’am”. CFNM does it for me. : P

I haven’t delved that much into it, but I believe I’ve seen “JOI for women”, but haven’t clicked on it. As, I am not equipped with a clitoris. I fathom there are some geared more for dildoing, and some more for, well, more external clitoral play. As I have the inferior genitals, I wouldn’t know.

But yeah. Given that I almost never masturbate in consecutive days (as it makes the payoff better), when I have the time, I adore enjoying myself to some JOI. That ticking sound of the metronome alone is enough to make me… I blame Pavlov. I’ve orgasmed enough to that damned metronome that when I hear it, I associate it with a really nice orgasm.

:: giggles ::

I think that covers most of it.

May your next orgasm be a nice one. <3