13st in A Nice Dream On Elm Street

So, you know how I work in a ‘colorful’ part of town?
I went to work around 4 am last saturday and went out for a smoke on my first break a little after 6.
Someone had not only went through our trash in front of the store, but they made it a point to throw some half eaten italian food onto the roof of my car.
Spent most my break cleaning that up.
Yeah I oughta be thankful it was just food and not something more serious, but still, I just washed that shit like thursday.