parody of Reunited in song parodies

I was a fool to ever lose the flame
me minus fire is feeling really lame
the jailtime I had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love char
cuz I want it so bad, hey, hey

spent the evening a book of matches
scorching old doors down to just the latches
I need to burn a building or at least a torch
I know now that I love it
cuz I need a torch, hey, hey

reignited and it feels so good
reignited cuz there's burning wood
there's one perfect fit
arson and I are it
I'm sexually excited
cuz I've reignited, hey, hey

I sat there staring at these prison walls
two years of the calendar had to fall
I tried to drown my sorrows out in toilet wine
and counting down the days
'til you again were mine, hey, hey

I need some heating and I need some smoke
my needs are different than other folk
I can't get enough watching buildings go up
in orange red and yellow
God, I missed that stuff, hey, hey

reignited and it feels so good
reignited cuz there's burning wood
there's one perfect fit
arson and I are it
I'm sexually excited
cuz I've reignited, hey, hey

ashes, ashes, this is solid soot
burned that forest down to the roots
all through the day
and all through the night
I dream of burning whole cities
and I just might, hey, hey

reignited and it feels so good
reignited cuz there's burning wood
there's one perfect fit
arson and I are it
I'm sexually excited
cuz I've reignited, hey, hey