Stolen From Meowtain in Hello

What’s your least favorite season?
The dog days of Alabama summer.

Do you prefer to text or call?
Text

Morning or night?
Afternoon early dusk

Do you like tacos?
Do I like breathing?

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Depends. I’m a bit of a chameleon.

What’s your favorite dessert?
Banana puddin’

Do you enjoy walks?
Very much so.

Are you a frequent user of Facebook?
Nope, FB free for a decade this year.

Do you watch animated shows still?
Oh ya! I just recently ordered Batman: The Animated Series on Blu Ray and it is gorgeous!

Can you roll your tongue?
Yes

What’s your “lucky” number?
69 dudes! Seriously, I don’t know. I like the number 3?

Are you scared of anything?
Critters. Lot’s ‘n lots of critters. Slimy, scaly, furry with claws ‘n teeth.

Big Mac or Whopper?
Whopper with chee!

Do you like to play board games?
Oh ya. Just have no friends to play with.
😔

Are you fond of romantic novels?
I’m a dude so…no?

Froot Loops or Coco Pops?
Fruit Loops

Would you eat a live spider for one million dollars?
What kind of spider we talkin’ here? Daddy log legs? Black widow? Brown recluse? Big effin’ tarantula?

Are you a heavy drinker?
Very. It’s why I’m walking the path to sobriety again.

(Saw the doc again today. We didn’t do any EMDR therapy, instead I ranted about my relapse and Peacock’s reaction.)

Would you forgive someone for cheating?
We all lie so well…

Are you superstitious?
Uh…huh?…not really?

Have you seen A Clockwork Orange?
I’m just singing in the rain!

Do you like to read?
Yes. I also like having a bigger vocabulary then other folks. Not that I want to be some know it all douche, I always prided myself in spelling and not using the same common place holders in conversation. Spices things up in my opinion.

Are you easily distressed?
Yes but I’m working with medical professionals on that.

Do you believe in aliens?
When I was a kid Hell yeah. As an adult no intelligent life would want to meet with the self destructive human race.

If you were the last person alive besides one other person you get to choose, who would it be?
I’m…fine question. No answer? Oh! Mary Shelley! You didn’t say if alive or dead. I’d pick her brain on Frankenstein’s Monster and The Last Man. Philip K. Dick would be another choice. And of course, as always, Mister Rogers.

Dogs or cats?
Meow!

Are you a grumpy person?
If I’m going through a drink craving.

What’s something you hate?
Coconut.

Are you a worry wart?
Yes.

Do you like having your picture taken?
Not really. I realize that I hang my mouth that makes me look a bit “slow” in some photos. 🤦

Do you like cotton candy?
Inject me with that sugary godliness.

Would you ever use a dating site?
Found an old fwb on POF a few years back. We became fwb’s again till she moved.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Fiddy-fiddy

Rap or pop?
Depends on my mood.

What’s the weirdest flavor of ice cream you’ve tried?
I’m a basic guy.

Do you like math?
Ye

Physics fascinates me.

Are you the type of person to laugh at others’ misfortune?
Yup, I’m an asshole.

Love or lust?
For now going forward?
Lust

Do you remember lyrics easily?
Sometimes

What was/is your favorite school subject?
History, then in college math. Mostly college algebra. Never did take those geometry or trigonometry courses. My goal was to knock out those two then take physics. Alas never happened.

Do you like tattoos?
My skin is a canvas.

Are you the type of person to lie?
I try not to. It’s been pointed out I do it so easily.

Do you eat porridge for breakfast?
I’m not Goldilocks.

What music are you listening to right now?
TV chatter.

Are you allergic to anything?
Not to my knowledge.

Do you like Lady Gaga?
Meh

What about Nicki Minaj?
Meh

Do you like rainy days?
Not if I have to get out and drive in it.

Last question, do you like pie?
I’m a fatty that loves sweets. Oh yeah. Hell yeah!