Random Musings in Hello

The Horror At Gilligan’s Island

The Professor comes across the journal of an explorer long dead. In it is a crude map and detailed descriptions of a plant thought extinct know for it’s healing properties.

Mr. and Mrs. Howell, wealthy philanthropist, fund an expedition that they personally will attend with their personal assistant in tow. Her name is Mary-Anne.

Ginger, a washed up actress, learns of the Professor’s discovery and seeing it as her way to the top, seduces him with a false romance as an excuse to go on the trip. Meanwhile she’ll be filming for a blog in secret.

The Skipper, a hard drinking ex-Navy man known for his sailing skills, is hired for the job. His autistic (but very capable sailor) son Gilligan is his first mate.

A freak storm ship wrecks them on the wrong island. An island filled with indigenous cannibals.

Hilarity and gore are to follow.

Not good enough?

The Brady Bunch

Alice is the codename of an undercover FBI agent sent in under the guise of a housekeeper to infiltrate the Brady Cult.

Lead by ruthless leader Mike Brady, he used his son’s as pawns to initiate contact then slowly brain wash with LSD the woman next door’s three female children. Through a series of meetings with the patriarch Brady, the women next door succumbs to Stockholm Syndrome and marries into the Brady Cult with her three children in tow.

It is suspected that they are now kidnapping other children in order to fill his, “Family.”

Alice must not fail in her mission.

With my overactive imagination and lots of time to think at work I get pretty wild.