Hey, in Journal

A Survey
General

What kind of house do you live in (condo, single family, apartment, craftsman, ranch, etc.)?
Pretty sure it’s called a cottage. It’s cute.

What kind of siding does it have?
Cedar shake. PITA to paint.

When was it built?
1950

How long have you lived here?
7 and a half years

Do you have an HOA?
A what now?

Describe your neighborhood.
Old People.

Do you have sidewalks?
lol. No

How many rooms does your house have?
Like, all rooms? 6 plus the basement

What’s the square footage?
896 or something close to 900

What kind of garage do you have?
Bojankity pole barnish 2-car detached garage ;P

Do you park your cars in it, or do you use it for storage?
I park my car in my side. DH filled his side with a boat and all kinds of shit.

Bed/Bath

How many bedrooms does it have?
2

How many bathrooms does it have?
Well. I want to be snarky and say a half. But It should be done soon.

Do you have a walk-in closet?
No. lol

Do you have a Master Suite (with attached bathroom)?
No. lolz

Does your bathroom have a dual vanity?
No

Does your guest bathroom (if applicable) have a dual vanity?
WTF who has a GUEST BATHROOM. Yuppies.

Do you have a bathtub?
We have a wee tub

What are the other bedrooms being used for (kids room, guest room, office, etc.)?
The bebe.

What kind of floors do you have in the bedrooms/bathrooms?
Oak Hardwood.

Living/Kitchen

Do you have an open concept floor plan, or something more closed off?
I’m not sure how to answer this question. The kitchen is separate from the dining room by a breakfast bar. Dining/living room are separated by an arched doorway. But we could easily move things around so that the living was the dining/vs vsa.

Do you have a fireplace?
No

Do you have a dining room (and do you use it as a dining room)?
Yes, and Yes

Do you have a sunroom, or any other unique room?
Does the basement count? No, we don’t have a unique room.

Do you have a window over the kitchen sink?
Doesn’t everyone?

What kind of appliances do you have in the kitchen?
Mostly Maytag. Idk. They match.

What kind of floors do you have in the living/kitchen areas?
Linoleum in the kitchen bc SOMEONE PUT THAT SHIT OVER HARDWOOD. WTF PEOPLE.
Hardwood everywhere else.

What kind of countertops do you have?
You know that sparkly shit that literally every single house had in the 50’s? Yeah. That.

Do you have an island?
No.

Do you have a pantry?
No.

Do you have enough storage in your kitchen?
uh. Define enough?
We keep only what we’re immediately eating/using in the kitchen. The rest has to go in the basement. Stairs! (my ass is amazing)

Outside

Do you have a lampost?
What? lol No.

Do you have a deck or patio?
There’s a patio thingy on the front. We never use it.

What do you have in your backyard (garden, shed, pool, etc.)?
Oh geez. Middle yard, where the fire pit, chairs, table and umbrella are. Side yard which is currently a cow dry lot for this winter. Back yard has our vegetable garden, orchard, chicken coop, compost pile, milking barn, big barn and the cow barn. The “back” is about 6 acres of cow pasture and woods.

Can you see other houses from your backyard?
Eh. In the winter, yeah.

Other

Do you have a basement, if so what’s in it?
Yeah. Well.. the washer, dryer, deep freeze, extra fridge, storage, shower, furnace, work space… and lots of junk.

If you were house shopping again, what’s one thing you’d put on your wish list that you don’t currently have?
A HUGE FRIGGIN BARN. But, a working bathroom would be nice too.