74 goals in These titles mean nothing.
- Nov. 21, 2020, 5:07 p.m.
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- Public
- Resubscribe to New Yorker.
- Read New Yorker in the bathtub.
- Read the poems in the New Yorker.
- Write a letter to someone once in a while.
- Never buy another book.
- Organize my books.
- Get rid of some of my books.
- Win sudokus.
- Strew Joana.
- Walk away from everything.
- Walk away from something.
- Remember the good things.
- Decide what to do with my wedding ring cum mother’s engagement diamond.
- Straighten up the artificial flowers that used to be on the refrigerator but now are stuck through the hole in the metal umbrellaless umbrella table on the deck.
- Evaluate sentimental attachments.
- Learn my mother’s version of Hail Holy Queen.
- Throw out my piano.
- Figure out money.
- Figure out taxes.
- Figure out inheritance.
- Take my newspapers to the recycling place.
- Keep up on my laundry.
- Keep up on my dish washing.
- Clean the bottom of my refrigerator.
- Teach the whole population when to use the word ‘seen’.
- As opposed to ‘saw’.
- Move to France.
- Get the lost silverware back from behind and beside the range.
- Dust.
- Knock down cobwebs.
- Find my little square paperback Bible.
- Get back my loaned copy of Richard Ben Cramer’s What It Takes that has Biden’s autograph.
- Count the folding money in my wallet.
- Cut my toenails from time to time.
- Keep my coneflowers alive.
- Worship at the altar of the walnuts.
- Hold onto the farm.
- Hold onto the other farm.
- Die at peace.
- Remember those who need to be remembered.
- Get the mail.
- Buy stamps.
- Banish regret.
- Banish revenge.
- Banish guilt.
- Get food from Lid’s tonight.
- Experience Yellow River Forest.
- Appreciate the grandchildren.
- Keep Gracie happy.
- Hold onto the past.
- Appreciate the present.
- See the future.
- Worship the earth’s rotation’s evidence, AM & PM.
- Avoid Covid.
- Wave at people.
- Smile at people.
- Appreciate people.
- Appreciate.
- Sleep a lot.
- Make myself happy.
- Write from time to time.
- Organize the truly millions of words.
- Be a good person.
- Hold this moment.
- Forgive the cat.
- Forgive everyone.
- Swat flies.
- Tie my shoes.
- Put wood in the stove.
- Listen to WPR.
- Eat tuna sandwiches.
- Throw away the right stuff.
- Keep the right stuff.
- Know the difference.
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