parody of the Patty Duke Show theme in song parodies

meet Hamid who runs Afghanistan
according to C-I-A plans
but Mahmood runs the Kabul banks
that purchase all the army tanks
what a crazy pair!

but they're Karzais
American puppets, all the way two towers of corruption
answering to the N-S-A

where Hamid oppresses women's rights
has the opposition killed by night
our Mahmood launders cash for crimes
so opium can ship on time
right undone by might!

but they're Karzais
American puppets, all the way
they funnel cash to warlord tribes
they're swimming in illegal bribes...

people die on mines!
when Karzais... are two of a kind!