Infectious in Current Events

I have an infection in my mouth from when I bit my tongue a few days ago. My throat burns, my nasal cavities feel like they just inhaled a strong astringent (or cocaine not that I would know), my teeth throb… good times! Honestly, it feels like when I got my tongue pierced and it swelled up bigger than the bar. I did a coconut pull this morning which made me gag but I’ve been rinsing with warm saltwater throughout the day. That’s what I did when I got my tongue done many many moons ago. That piercing has since been removed. All seven of them actually. I kept my Prince Albert. I’m lying, I don’t have a Prince Albert. I’m hoping my efforts here suffice. Walk-in clinics aren’t even open. I’d have to get a doctor to call me and he would have to fax an antibiotic prescription to my pharmacist who is backed up. My dumb, but kind of cute, ass made the mistake of trying to exercise. I wrecked myself. My body clearly wants me to rest so fine! I’ll do that. But in other news, my sister came up with a recipe on the fly for me to make vegan gravy and it turned out great! The game has changed. Man, I need things going on in my life lol.