Another survey in Boredoms

What is your name? Brian

What is your age? 29

Single, Married, Hooking up? Permasingle

Favorite Food? Teriyaki!

Dream Date? A good beach.

What are your top 3 favorite THINGS? My computer, my car and your face!

What food would you rather starve than eat? Kittens.

If you could have any job what would it be? I want to be an actor. I'd probably do better as a voice actor

Do you like animals? Why, yes, I do.

Which are your favorites? Kittens and bunnehs. And foxes.

What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex? I like big eyes.

Least favorite thing about opposite sex? I don't like people who aren't open about their feelings. Making someone dig around is douchey

If you could win something other than the lottery what would it be? A winning lottery ticket

You win the lottery- what are the first 3 things you buy yourself? Provided the whole amount is paid out at once? I would get myself a nice beach-side apartment (I know it's the dream of all people to own a house but...no, fuck that), I'd give some to my closest friends and family and then I'd just have a really nice life with a good cushion of money instead of blowing it on stupid shit like a dumbass.

Would you ever get a Brazilian Wax? Sure, why not?

What is your favorite perfume? N/A

What is your favorite cologne? N/A

What is your favorite smell that is not a perfume/cologne? Barbeque

If you could remove anyone from your life- who would it be and why? Anybody I don't want in my life really isn't in it. I don't have any shitty bosses or coworkers...so I'll use this magic human removal spell on any guy who thinks there is justification for rape.

What is the one thing you wish you could go back and change? I'd be less of a miserable douche in high school and make a stronger attempt at an acting career.

When did you feel like you "made it"? Not anywhere close to making it. Unless "made it" means sex...in which case same answer.

What is your biggest accomplishment, other then college education? I never even finished college so...

Do you like your job? Yeah. I wish it had more hours so I wasn't barely making do but it's nice.

What magazine would most likely appear on your coffee table? Grape Soda Today

More important: nice television set or nice furniture? I like my tv but a comfy bed/sofa/chair is way more important.

More important: money or looks? Sorry, going with neither.

More important: good face or good body? Face, definitely. Bodies change very easily.

Would you rather die alone or die married to someone you never really loved? I'm tempted to say alone...

Would you rather read a magazine or a book? Book.

Would you rather celebrate Halloween or Thanksgiving? Who wouldn't pick Halloween? Unless you have some religious issue with it, you have to admit it's way more fun and less of a prologue to genocide.

Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Brunettes.

Banana Republic or J. Crew? Neither.

What do you wish someone would do for you? Need me.

Heathers or Mean Girls? Never seen Heathers so going with Mean Girls.

Ohio State or Michigan? Wow, there's a question that is relevant to the whole world...

Would you rather date a model or an artist? Artist. Modeling is terrifying.

The O.C. or Gossip Girl? I watched O.C. when I was younger.

California or Florida? California...home state and way less insane.

Hot or Cold? Cold. You can always put on more clothes and warm blankets...there's only so much you can do for heat.

What do you think about UGGS? No opinion.

Would you really rather go naked then wear fur? I am so afraid of being naked I would probably wear fur.

What is something you always wanted to know, but never knew who to ask? PRIVATE

Do you actually like country music? Not really.

Who is more whack- Lindsey or Britney? People who actually care about that.

Would you rather have J lo's Booty or Christinas pipes? (Sigh) Singing is definitely more useful, though I would not sing like her.

Do you think accents are hot? Mostly, yeah. I've heard some bad ones.

Did you hear about the girl who lost her legs on a roller coaster? No.

What would you do if that had been you? Kill myself, probably. I don't have many prospects in life so losing limbs is too big a loss.

Would you rather be deaf or blind? I like music but I think I'd go with deaf simply because not being able to see takes away a lot of the things I love to do.

Would you rather win the love lottery or the real lottery? Real. Love always leads to loss and heartache.

Would you rather be the cause of a car accident or be the one who got hit? Seriously? Dumb question.

Would you rather be the beauty or the geek? Beauty. I'm an ugly dood.

Aldo or Steve Madden? Blecch.

Are diamonds really a girls best friend? A superficial girl's best friend, sure.

What is a deal breaker on a first date? Me.

Would you tell someone if they stunk? Not a random stranger, no.

Vacation spot: Japan or London.

Movie at home or at theatre? At home, I like more intimate settings.

Who pays for the first date? Split. Equality has to work on all levels or it works on none.

Do you kiss on the first date? My dating life hasn't been terribly normal, I often end up kissing someone before we even go out.

Do you prefer: heels or flats? Both have their merits but flats are more practical.

How do you break up with someone? They'll break up with me long before I feel any desire to.

Does your family embarrass you? Nope.

Do you embarrass yourself? I'm super self-conscious so...yes?

How many mirrors do you have in your home? The bathroom mirror is segmented into 3 so...3.

Do you like anyone right now? I've stopped bothering.

Coach or Dooney and Burke? I could give less a fuck.

What intimidates you? Intelligent people, makes me realize how dumb I am.

Do you actually like diet pop? No. If it really tasted like regular, there would be no need to make regular.

Do you have a small bladder? Nope, I had a lot of practice holding it.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done? That's a super private story.

Which famous person do you relate to most? Anybody I could relate to likely wouldn't be famous.

Have you ever had a secret admirer? Nope.

If yes- what did they do? See above.

When did you feel the most special in your life? When I was in theatre.

When did you feel the handsomest/prettiest? NEVER

What moment do you think is going to be a great one in your life? It's all downhill now.

What moment do you wish you could relive again and again in your life? High school...sad but true.

Rather die of cancer so u had a chance to say bye or quick with no warning? Quick.

Facebook or Myspace? Let me go back to 2005 and check.

What do you do alone you would never do in front of someone? Go on imagination adventures.

What does your mother nag you about? Nothing. I don't have much contact with her.

Do you REALLY care what people think about you? Very much so.

Are you okay with who you turned out to be? Not even a little bit.

Have you ever felt so much pain you thought you were going to faint? I don't think so. I've headaches so bad I wish I would.

When was the last time your heart hurt? About a month or two ago.

Are you jealous of any of your friends? Yes. They are all smarter and prettier.

What Kind of car do you wish you had? I'm fine with what I have.

What kind of car do you drive? A 2001 Civic. Runs great.

Do you have insurance? Car - Yes, any other kind - no.

What is something that is bad but feels so good? I can't think of anything, really.

What makes a person unattractive? Being total assholes.

You say you aren't going to do it again- do you mean it? I've done a pretty good job at keeping that promise. Particularly if it is something unpleasant.

How many times do you say "I will start tomorrow"? Whenever possible.

What do you wish people knew about you? People know whatever they want to know about me, I'm pretty open.

Why are you happy? Don't assume I'm happy.

Why are you sad? Because of who I am.

What is sexier: a bikini or a cocktail dress? Cocktail dress. Very classy.

Tell everyone who you are in one word: Sad.