Is the plural penii? in blackpropaganda

News you may have missed -

A man has been found by the side of a road with his penis cut off. The 40-year-old, from the South Bank area of Teesside, was discovered on the A66 in the early hours "in a distressed state" with wounds to his groin after the attack. A 22-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of assault and later bailed.

And unlike Mr Bobbitt they could not find it anywhere. What a scenario this conjures up - a jealous husband dealing with his wife's lover - two gay men having an argument? If I get any more news I shall let you know.

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Max Clifford showed a teenage model his penis, saying: "Isn't it tiny?" – and then posed as an Italian film director to phone her and heap further criticism on the size of his genitals, a court has heard. The PR guru exposed himself twice in his office in London in 1979 or 1980 after the woman went there for interviews about a film role, she told his indecent assault trial. Giving witness evidence at Southwark crown court in London, she said that at the first interview he exposed himself and held his penis in his hand before criticising its size, describing it as "useless" and asking: "How can I satisfy a woman with this?"

Max Clifford has been instrumental in saving or promoting the careers of stars and allegedly used these contacts to encourage young women to have sex with him. But if true, this is a new tactic to me - unless by looking for sympathy and a little stroking of his ego, let alone his penis, he would get what he wanted. Anyone experienced this tactic in their time?

Of course, Mr Clifford is pleading not guilty - and apparently is quite happy with the size of his penis according to his defence lawyer.

Mr Clifford should consult this chart